We spent some time last night watching YouTube videos of Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia. We caught Portia’s interview on The Ellen Show about her book, Unbearable Lightness: A Story of Loss and Gain; oohed and ahhed throughout their wedding video; and took in, albeit vicariously, their romantic getaway at Bora Bora. Still feeling all warm and fuzzy from experiencing how great they are together despite the age difference (*ahem*), I had this conversation with The Bitch this morning:
Me: So between Ellen and Portia, who would you go for?
The Bitch: (Without a moment’s hesitation!) You. *looks at me with a smile and that gaze*
[Cue: awwwwwwwww] *blush* Yeah yeah I know she deviated from the question and her answer is so cheesy but still.
Must be one of those days. Was I wearing red underwear? Nope. Did Pepper chew one of my things and The Bitch was trying to make up for it? Nope. Check iPeriod app on the iPhone — is she in her happy period (5th – 13th day of cycle)? Check.
