hahahahahaha… found this on a random forum:
Simple things like saying “Make us a cup of tea, love.” show the inadequacies of a LDR straight away. By the time you’ve boiled the kettle, emailed to ask if they take sugar, phoned to ask if they take milk, texted to find out how many sugars because they forgot to say in the email, made the tea, bought a thermos, made another pot of tea because the first one went cold whilst you were out buying the thermos, poured the tea into the thermos, wrapped it, posted it, waited two weeks to find the post office have lost your parcel, made another pot of tea, bought more padded envelopes and another thermos, posted that (recorded delivery) and waited until your lover emails you to say it has arrived but the tea is cold and stewed and you forgot to send any biscuits, then you realise the relationship will never work…
