1. Iron your shirt the night before in the dark so that your shirt is still creased

2. Forget to bring your pair of spectacles when you only have one contact lens on one eye

3. Wear a pair of shoes that have been left unworn for a long period of time, so that one of the high-heels will break away just after you shake hands with the HR exec. Then, try to salvage the situation by breaking off the other heel, so that you can walk around for the rest of the day in seemingly flats, but looking like the bottom of your shoes got bitten off. Then you can proceed with the rest of the day by leaving remnants of your leather sole all over the office floor.

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